"Paris is always a good idea" --Audrey Hepburn
animalcrackersinmyblog:

rake your fucking yard

heliolisk:

laying on the grass sounds so nice until you realize there are bugs and dirt everywhere

(via arrystyles)

  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want
riverofbones:

vintage & summer ❂

snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

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earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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(via winwinsituasian)

giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

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